Yeah yeah, I know you guys will start judging and say, "Oh you don't understand cos you hang out with girls outside, so some people act different cos they have never experienced the female touch". SO THEY'VE NO MOM UH!? -rolls eyes- SIGH, fml.
1) Acting emo so girls will care for them.
2) Purposely shouting loudly across the canteen to attract the attention of girls.
3) Putting both hands into their pockets to act cool.
4) Wearing PE tank top more often (to show off biceps or whatever you call those small shits)
5) Looking away while talking to friends in front of girls.
6) Swearing unnecessarily to act fierce.
7) Ditching their friends after school.
8) Throwing friend's bags off the table to let the girl sit.
9) Cutting queue to buy food for the girl.
10) Purposely insulting friend in front of girl.
11) Patronizing food stalls where girls are queuing up at.
12) Finally tucking in their shirt.
13) Wearing guy perfume to school.
14) Wearing contact lenses instead of glasses.
15) Initiating camwhore sessions.
16) Going out after school more often instead of going home to study (applicable for geeks)
17) Tapered pants.
18) Sticking around the guys who know the girls.
19) Stop playing soccer during recess to hang out with the girl.
20) Excessive use of hair gel, wax, clay, etc.
21) Trying out new funky hairstyles. (COUGH)
Okay that's about it for now, let's see what other stupid things they'll do.
"Sometimes when I feel the need to connect with humanity, or when I’m bored, I’ll search the word “love” on various image searches- Google, Flickr, DeviantArt, Photobucket, etc- because it’s under this one word that I can see everything.
I see people shouting and crying and yelling and smiling and laughing and kissing and hugging, I see the most beautiful people in the world when I search this word- happy people. There are mothers with their children- both humans and every other animal ever- and fathers with their fathers. There are couples and friends and personal photographs of significant others and babies and pets and family.
I see swans, and roses and candles and other icons of romance that mean nothing to me but the world to others. There are hearts being made out of everything: hands, shoe laces, shadows, paper, toothbrushes, smoke, books, pages, lights, clouds, wires, whipped cream, rings; and drawn in anything: the wood, the sand, chalk, paint, paper.
People express their love for coffee, running, socks, shoes, photography, nail polish and each other. I’m listing everything because you see everything, superficial or cataclysmic; forces of nature and people. I’ve never seen one word mean so little and so much at the same time, and to be able to see what it means to everyone everywhere makes me feel human, makes me feel connected, but mostly it just entertains me for a few hours."
Warning - The objective of this post is to express my upset, frustrations and discontent. It ain't gonna be all pretty and flowery like my other posts so if you do choose to read it, DO NOT JUDGE ME.
Oh my gawd, I just typed out the entire post but the bloody page lagged, hung and refreshed and now everything that I typed is GONE, DAMN IT. What the heck.
I think that one of my recent major upsets was the cancellation of the Killers' concert. I've been waiting, all excitedly, anticipating, watching their live concerts on youtube and everything for two freaking months, TWO FREAKING MONTHS. I even woke up early that day so that I could get the bloody tickets. And two DAYS before the concert, I got texts from friends telling me that they CANCELLED. I was so distraught, it felt so unreal. It felt as if a huge chunk of my flesh was cut off and fed to some stray dog. I was playing pool at the time, racing this random dude to 7 racks. I was leading 4-1 before I heard about the cancellation. AFTER hearing about it I lost 6-7.
UGHHHHHHHH, WTH.
Four possibly reasons why they couldn't come.
1) They hate asians, so they just wanted to play with our feelings by making us feel all excited then cancelled at the last moment. I bet they were all, "HAHAH, look at these slit-eye losers".
2) They are disbanding.
3) There's a bomb threat
4) One of the band member's close relatives passed away.
Although I may sound like a mean prick, I honestly wish it was number 4. Cos I think its the most reasonable reason. If they hate asians, they should just kill themselves now cos China's gonna own everyone soon, well, they already have. If they are disbanding, I'll seriously cry. I'll even video myself and put it on youtube. "Theodore crying, once in a blue moon". -nods-
Terrorists are really irritating little guys wearing excessive clothing bombing stuff for fun. I think they should just screw off and go stuff the grenades up their butts and explode themselves into a million pieces. Who would wanna bomb the Killers anyway, they're damn good. I bet the terrorists play Mr Brightside as their background music during their bomb plannings.
I don't know why I'm so easily agitated these few days. Everything people say seems like they're nagging. Whenever someone speaks to me I get all frustrated and feel all claustrophobic. Its as if their words are crowding my mind, clouding my thoughts. I feel so tormented.
I bet I'm starting to sound like some girl having PMS right now. But whatever, continue..
Is it just me or does everyone hate it when people create problems out of completely NOTHING. Its like having a diarrhea even though you've not had food. Its sudden, unexpected and it stinks. Why do people have to make things so freaking complicated. Why can't everyone write everything down on a piece of paper so I can attend to them one by one instead of rudely cutting into my life by sms/msn whatever. You think I'm superman is it!?
Some people are just so childish and they need everyone to take care of them like some baby. You need to be breast-feeded, you need your pampers to be changed, people to clean your shit for you, people to help you burp and rock you to sleep, hush you when you cry. Oh my goodness, just grow up and stand on your own two feet damn it. Your parents are going to die one day, so learn how to be independent, COME ON.
Another thing, I don't know why I find it so difficult to care/ talk to my close friends. I just feel so awkward even talking to them. I just don't want to see them. Its too, queer. I know I sound like some weirdo, but whatever. What can you do about it? SO SUE ME.
I'm going to post this now. If it fails to post, and the page "miraculously" lags, hangs, and refreshes the page along with whatever I typed, AGAIN, I'll smash the computer and start shouting "F*ck" and point the middle finger at my inanimate computer screen, UGH.
This time I think I really have the right to say, FML.
Hello everyone, I've finally decided to stop writing random stories and talk about my life instead. So, which one will be more boring? I can't decide, so tell me. -nods-
First off, I'VE A FUGLY TANK TOP TAN, AGAIN!! I can't believe it okay I'm so upset. The sunnnn, rawr. Blistering hot afternoon. Sighhhh.
School has been quite interesting considering we're in our OGs and there're no classes yet, wooohoo to that!!
I really wonder how it'll be like, when there're girls in the school.
HMM...
1) No more walking around in my underwear/changing in class. Instead, i think we may have to sacrifice the class for them to change.
2) No more coming back to class all sweaty and smelly.
3) No more dirty jokes.
4) Looks like we've to be, NICER.
5) I think we could cut down on the swearing. Heh, maybe not.
6) Opening doors, pushing in chairs, pulling out chairs, help to carry stuff, for them for them for them.
7) We got to study harder so we don't get pwned by them and let our egos get crushed.
8) Maybe we'll start to see people get together by Valentine's Day, heheh.
9) OH YEAH, no more throwing tantrums/giving each other gay hugs and kisses, sigh.
I hope the girls will help us do work, since they're supposedly more hardworking and enthusiastic about their studies than the guys are. Heheh, but so far, it seems like they're the ones waiting for us to do the work for them. I bet in their heads they're like, "Heheh, I've a nice chest and I'm flat in between my legs so, you do the work -act cute-". Oh well, guys, looks like its up to us, FOR NOW.
Its quite funny that we've 13 girls within our midst. I think that the first thought that came to our minds was, "Oh my, 13 girls and 310 of us? Hmmmm.. what's 310 divided by 13..". Oh man, we are starting to sound really desperate. Come on guys, there's always.. facebook stalking all the freaking hot girls from other random schools. So chin up!
Alright, I can't wait for orientation to really begin so at least I can roughly understand what the JC people're going through!
I wish all you O level dudes the best of luck in getting enrolled into whatever school you want! Hahahah.
-rolls eyes- SIGH, fml.
I was so distraught, it felt so unreal. It felt as if a huge chunk of my flesh was cut off and fed to some stray dog. I was playing pool at the time, racing this random dude to 7 racks. I was leading 4-1 before I heard about the cancellation. AFTER hearing about it I lost 6-7. 
Instead, i think we may have to sacrifice the class for them to change.
